These Are the Most Bizarre Search Terms That Brought You Here This Year

From confessions to questions to typos, here are some of the most unexpected search terms that dropped readers off on Eater Boston's virtual doorstep in 2016. [sic] throughout.

• “how about toppings?”
• all you can eat bacon contest
• attracting food (chicken )
• aw
• backward to eat well done filet mignon
• best dish of rat
• best late night snake boston
• birthday celebrate pork
• bowl of scorpions
• bra
• can bananas nurse hangover
• cookies xxx
• do restaurant save rotten steaks for people who order well done
• don’t forget to tip! porn video
• drinks that need pickled mushrooms
• girl punches out people on street wearing boxing gloves
• how to do coppersmithing
• i stole from the bar
• im a chef and i like my steak well done
• in this sentence where we put comma i eat pizza burger mango and ice cream
• is eating well done chicken bad for you
• is waiter customer the stake medium rare dandruft saliva movie
• is zebra meat legal in boston
• jamie foxx muscle
• jfk only ate clam chowder
• massahuset sorry
• names of pies a to z
• new hello and tartare
• preparing eyes for speedreading
• restaurant that sells only pickles
• saint patrick’s day puke
• scuba meaning people talk about real problems
• suits for a strip club
• summer is wondrrful because
• what are end sandwiches called
• wher is bostun
• whiy do animals hibernat
• youtube talking dog