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Boardwrap Greatest Hits, From Creepy Basement Lettuce to Weeping Brahmins

The time has come to retire Boardwrap, our weekly collection of some of the weirdest, funniest, and scariest quotes from Yelp and beyond. To say goodbye, let's look back through the archives at some of the bleakest, most bizarre reviews of the bunch. [sic] throughout.

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