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- The Food Is Close to What You Get on a Domestic Flight to Bismark North Dakota
- Enchiladas Were Swimming the Breast Stroke in Grease and Oils
- Yes, It's Cheap. But Guess What, Eating Out of a Dumpster Doesn't Cost Anything.
- Please Make It Stop. Please Bring Me a Mop.
- Was It Too Sexy of a Look and We Are Trying to Make the Liberals Happy?
- They Taste As I'd Imagine Sponge Bob's Crabby Patty Would Taste
- If I Ever Want to Black Out and Contract an STD I'll Be Back
- The Pigeons on Revere Beach Get Better Service Than What We Got Tonight
- Lobster Was Horribly Overcooked and Had More Rubber Than a Trojan
- Those of Us Waiting for Orders Got a Healthy Dose of Plumber's Butt
- I Was Really Annoyed by the Spoons!
- I Overheard Him Invite Her Into the Bathroom for a Few Minutes
- One Employee Made Sure to Say the Word "Balls" as Many Times as Possible. Excellent Work.
- To Sum It Up, Biting Into the Burgers Taste Like Biting Into Donnie Walhburg's Sweaty Asshole
- Literally Every Time I've Found a Hair
- Oh God, I'm Going to Puke in Front of All These People
- SPOILER ALERT: THE OWNER CALLS THE COPS ON ME
- The Lettuce Tasted Like a Creepy Basement. As Did the Bread.
- I'm Sure I'll Return for More Torture, But Not Today
- It Was Like Chewing Concrete Mixed With Broken Glass
- A Lot of the Customers Had Gray Hair, Making You Wonder If It Was Due to the Slow Service
- So Overcooked It Resembled Fancy Feast
- Food Inspired by Child Molesters, Mass Murderers, Kidnappers, and Sex Criminals
- The Weeping of the Brahmins Was a Little Distracting
- A MUSIC SELECTION THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SLIT MY WRISTS
- This Is Illegal Seafood at Its Finest
- I've Been to Crackhouses Where I've Felt Safer. Also, That Had Less Crack.
