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- I Don't Need to Pay $6 for Disappointment, I Get That for Free Every Day
- The Purple Sour Crap Is a -4/10
- Wears an Adidas Armband. Pass.
- The Bruschetta Was Not Bruschetta...the Manicotti Was Not Manicotti
- She Answered Most of Our Menu Questions With Murky Sensitivity
- But the Truth Is I Am a Foreigner So I Sound Drunk Anyways to Everyone
- The Food Is Close to What You Get on a Domestic Flight to Bismark North Dakota
- Enchiladas Were Swimming the Breast Stroke in Grease and Oils
