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- I Wouldn't Eat Here Again Unless There Was a Nuclear Apocalypse
- No, It Doesn't Come With Caviar or Gold Dust or Unicorn Glitter
- It's Like Eating a Piece of Cinnamon Heaven
- They Should Have Paid Me a Dollar to Eat Each Oyster
- Ughhhh It Was Delicious
- IMNBLO (In My Non-Bacon Loving Opinion)
- These Restaurants Frankly Piss Me Off Serving What Amounts to a McDonaldfied Sushi
- We Do Not Like to Be Near Drinkers
