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- The Mustard on the Turkey Sandi Will Put Hair on Your Chest and Clear Your Sinuses
- You Replaced the Coconut Syrup With Some Gosh Awful Sauce
- Just Because You Dump Peanuts Over Something Doesn't Make It Thai Food
- I Love BBQing Meats and Shit
- Was Subjected to Music More Suited for the Jersey Shore
- The Pigeons on Revere Beach Get Better Service Than What We Got Tonight
- I Asked for Something Silly on My Pizza and They Grumbled
- Lobster Was Horribly Overcooked and Had More Rubber Than a Trojan
