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- A Surprisingly Delightful Drop of Sunshine. Eat It and Weep.
- They Rolled Us Out on a Gurney at the End Due to Over Stuffing of Goodness
- Yeah, People Want to Hear Talentless Losers Singing Songs That Sucked to Begin With
- Some Obscure Belgian Beer Infused With Essence of Unborn Octopus
- Was It Too Sexy of a Look and We Are Trying to Make the Liberals Happy?
- Have a Dad-Bod, Wear a Baseball Cap Backwards or a Tie Around Your Forehead?
- I Guess I'm Not Hipster Enough for Creme Fraiche
- Kim Kardashian Won't EVER Show Up at Your Establishment
- Felt Like We Were Trying to Swallow Throwup
