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- It Took a Day to Get the Taste From My Tongue
- I Will Burn in the Fires of Hell for My Utter Apathy Towards Donuts, Cakes, Pies, and Chocolate
- It Is 2015 and It Is Absurd to Only Offer One Option for a Vegetarian
- No Decoration, No Flowers, Tiny Spoons
- I Was Really Annoyed by the Spoons!
- I Will Not Be Returning Unless It Is to Drink Heavily on College Night
- Rotten Slimy Something Resembling Maybe Meat
- It Looked Like My Dog Put It Together
- Boy Oh Boy Was the Ice Plentiful
- Kale Salad Needs to Be Massaged More
- Those of Us Waiting for Orders Got a Healthy Dose of Plumber's Butt From One of Your People
