Bacon Should Never Be Lost. Ever.

The week in Yelp reviews.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Apr 9, 2015, 5:00pm EDT

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· With Each Bite I Could Feel My Health and Well Being Declining
· It Was Time to Roll Out — Literally. Violet Beauregarde Style.
· Bacon Should Never Be Lost. Ever.
· Confirms My Suspicion That Most People Have No Taste and Are Just Brainless Animals
· BUT THIS WAS A SOGGY SOGGY SOGGY MESS!!
· This Broth Tasted Like Spicy Water
· Luckily, Boston Medical Center Is a Quick Waddle Away