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· At a Freshly "Cleaned" Table
· But MY GOSH IT WAS HALF BURNT!
· I Did Not Get Food Poisoning, So That's Good
· Cheese Is a Non Player
· Literally Every Bite Was Like Jizz in Pants Fantastic
· My Ears Were Tearing
· The Menu Reads Like Some Dude's Culinary School Project
· Hurray!! I Was Able to Trufflize My Burger!
· I'm Very Weird About 'Bits' in My Food