Burger Week 2015

McDonald's Is Like a Girlfriend You Hate

It's time for a special Burger Week Burger Chain Power Hour edition of the weekly Board Wrap.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Apr 16, 2015, 3:40pm EDT

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· McDonald's Is Like a Girlfriend You Hate
· The Fries Were Delicious, Although We Did Find a Fuzz/Hair
· Ordered My Filet Mignon Cooked Well-Done, But It Was Still McNuggets in the Middle.
· 50% Accuracy Is Pretty Good for This Location
· Like My Girl Stephanie From Full House Used to Say 'How Rude'
· It Was Like a Blob of Tasteless Fat
· The Cheese Slid Off My Burger While I Was Eating It...in the Wrapper. REALLY?
· To Sum It Up, Biting Into the Burgers Taste Like Biting Into Donnie Walhburg's Sweaty Asshole