The Lettuce Tasted Like a Creepy Basement

The week in Yelp reviews.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Mar 5, 2015, 3:42pm EST

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· The Lettuce Tasted Like a Creepy Basement. As Did the Bread.
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· 1 Star for Ramen Because I Love Ramen
· It Was a Double-Homicide...But We Went Willingly. You Will Too.
· I Very Much Dislike How Popular It Is
· I'm Sure I'll Return for More Torture, But Not Today
· Maybe Inebriated People From the Bowling Alley Are Doing a Little Munchie-Shopping Here
· The Service Has Always Been to Coin an Expression MEH!!!

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