· Food Was Straight From a Wedding Caterer. Music Was From a Dentist Pandora Station.
· Learned That the Hard Way With Ordering Pork Dumplings and They Tasted Like Fried Plastic
· How Is It Possible to Eat 3/4 of a Baguette in One Sitting?
· That Some Poor Goose Was Tormented for Your Vanity and Stinking Mush, Its Unbearable
· The Fun Drink Machine Gets Me Excited But Then I Realize I'd Rather Just Have a Diet Coke
· ONLY VEGETARIAN! Well, Omlettes Are Part of Their Menu So I Guess Egg-etarians
· Mo Butter Mo Problems
· Oh God, I'm Going to Puke in Front of All These People
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