Are You Guys Going to Start Padlocking the Ketchup and Mustard Too?

The week in Yelp quotes.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Mar 13, 2015, 4:31pm EDT

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· SPOILER ALERT: THE OWNER CALLS THE COPS ON ME
· "There's Your Chicken. I SAID Sorry."
· Lots of Tasty Soup With None of the Soup Nazi
· Fried Chicken, Yes, a Million Times, Yes
· Sorry, I Didn't Realize This Was a Theme Restaurant
· I Would Marry Them (If They'd Have Me)
· Are You Guys Going to Start Padlocking the Ketchup and Mustard Too?
· WHIPPED CREAM WHIPPED CREAM WHIPPED CREAM REAL WHIPPED CREAM FTW!

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