Can you stand and walk for up to four hours at a time while being friendly and passing out endless beignets (fried pastry clouds of deliciousness) and probably not eating all of them yourself? If so, The Langham has just the job for you: On Call Beignet Attendant.
The person who snags this sweet job title "will effectively pass out beignets" between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m., September through June, at Cafe Fleuri's Saturday chocolate bar and Sunday brunch. Could it be you? No word on whether the "competitive compensation" includes all the beignets you can eat.
The Langham's seasonal chocolate bar is the all-you-can-eat dessert buffet of your dreams. The $42 admission ($29 for kids 5-12 and free for younger) grants diners access to over 100 treats "with varying levels of chocolate intensity and flavors." Also included: chocolate fountains and live jazz.