I Am Quite the Foodie

Recent "helpful" reviews from Yelp and Urbanspoon.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Jan 8, 2015, 2:56pm EST

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· I Am Quite the Foodie [Yelp]
· Just Like Middle School Dances [Yelp]
· The Beer Ice Creams Are Full of Liquor [Yelp]
· If You're Looking for a Bun Full of Crappy Ingredients [US]
· I Have Had Many an Unknown Pizza Thief Steal My Leftovers [Yelp]
· Honestly, This Place May Be the Worst Best Ohmygoodness Delicious Lunch Spot [Yelp]
· The Filling Was Just a Hard Lump of "Something" [Yelp]
· One Side of the Restaurant Is Decorated in Tiki Dust From the Early 1960s [US]
· This Pinnacle of Pasta Perfection [Yelp]