Classics Week 2015

Ye Olde Tourist Trap!

A special Classics Week edition of the weekly Board Wrap, featuring "helpful" Yelp reviews of classic Boston restaurants.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Jan 29, 2015, 2:30pm EST

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· I'm Not a Professional But I Am Confident in My Ability to Spot Bullshit
· SUPER OLD. Luckily the Oysters Are Extremely Fresh and New Lol.
· Wound Up Ordering More Scallops Because HOT DAMN WERE THEY UTTER PERFECTION
· Ye Olde Tourist Trap!
· Very Eh
· This Was More Like Something Out of an Environmental Superfund Site
· Hell, You Can't Stop Eating Until Your Stomach Is About to Explode!
· I Felt Like I Was in an 80s Sitcom
· Really, This Place Is Just Everything I'd Want for Every Meal Ever. YUMMMMMMMM.
· She Took My Gross Crab Sh**cakes Off the Check
· You Would Not Eat in a Museum, Would You?
· Won't Come Back Forever
· Dirt Continuously Rained From Above Our Table
· Everyone, Diners and Staff Included, Turned and Stared at Us When We Walked In