· Better Off Making Your Own Pizza Out of Your Underwear [Yelp]
· Consistently Gives Me Amazing Mouth Orgasms [US]
· I Pee My Pants Like an Adult [Yelp]
· OKAY. GEEZ. I'LL EAT. [Yelp]
· Mustache That Screamed, "I Drive a Van, Want to See It?" [Yelp]
· Cloying Camera Cuisine That's Trying So Hard [Yelp]
· Feel Important While You Chomp on a $27 Lobster Roll [US]
· Come Here If You Want to Get Murdered [Yelp]
· High as a Kite, Drunk as a Skunk, or Just Plain Stupid [Yelp]
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