· A Stampede of Hungry Velociraptors Ate It All Up [Yelp]
· The Bottled Water Was Fine [US]
· No Actual Meatballs, Just Meat Rectangles [Yelp]
· He Slightly Reminded Us of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi [Yelp]
· The Assorted Mushrooms Weren't That Assorted [Yelp]
· A Big Heavy, Soggy Bowl of Glue-Spackled Pasta [CH]
· What's Next, Shards of Glass? [Yelp]
· I'll Be Shitting Sesame Seeds into Next Month [Yelp]
Filed under:
The Assorted Mushrooms Weren't That Assorted
If you buy something from an Eater link, Vox Media may earn a commission. See our ethics policy.