· The Music Is Usually Not Shit [Yelp]
· Waitress Had a Broken Arm and Never Complained [Yelp]
· Holy Cats, That's Rich [CH]
· REAL Candle Motifs on the Tables [US]
· Leave the Butter for Paula Deen [Yelp]
· I Am a Professional Blueberry Pancake Eater [Yelp]
· Her Long Frizzy Hair Flying Around Was Pathetic [Yelp]
· Mangers Wife Will Take Your Head Off If You Complain [US]
· Gave 'Em a Two Cause I Didn't Barf After Eating There [CH]
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