· It Was Like Trying to Eat a Bowl of Semen [Yelp]
· Their Croissants Are More Like Glazed White Bread [US]
· If You Ask Kindly, I Can Teach You How to Cook [Yelp]
· She Just Glides by Like a Warship Passing in the Night [US]
· Literally a French Bread Filled with Mozzarella [Yelp]
· Only Amateurs Add That Amount of Salt to Anything [US]
· Like a Weekend Meat Market, but for High End 'Meat' [Yelp]
· Should Have Went to Taco Bell [US]
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