/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38830738/kellys_20revere_20official.0.jpg)
Romance was in the air at the Revere location of Kelly's Roast Beef on Saturday afternoon as a lovesick gentleman by the alleged name of Dick Parker spotted "the most beautiful woman ever" sexily ordering a Super Beef with cheese and sauce, a large order of onion rings, and an extra large Diet Coke. "Dam [sic], that girl can eat," thought Mr. Parker, finding himself speechless as she finished ordering, turned to him, put on her sunglasses, and "took a big sexy sip" of that extra large soda. Alas, she was gone by the time he finished ordering. He returned home to pen a missed connection on Craigslist in hopes of finding the mystery lady. Have you seen her?
· To the beautiful lady at window #2 [CL]
· All coverage of Kelly's Roast Beef on Eater [~EBOS~]