A Missed Connection at Kelly's Roast Beef, Window #2

Romance was in the air at the Revere location of Kelly's Roast Beef on Saturday afternoon as a lovesick gentleman by the alleged name of Dick Parker spotted "the most beautiful woman ever" sexily ordering a Super Beef with cheese and sauce, a large order of onion rings, and an extra large Diet Coke. "Dam [sic], that girl can eat," thought Mr. Parker, finding himself speechless as she finished ordering, turned to him, put on her sunglasses, and "took a big sexy sip" of that extra large soda. Alas, she was gone by the time he finished ordering. He returned home to pen a missed connection on Craigslist in hopes of finding the mystery lady. Have you seen her?
· To the beautiful lady at window #2 [CL]
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