Big Daddy's Pizza's Twitter Feed Is Strange & Wonderful

With just under 6,000 followers and a feed full of bizarre updates, the @horse_ebooks of the Boston restaurant scene is none other than the Twitter account of an unassuming Brighton pizza joint, Big Daddy's Pizza & Steak Subs. Every day, the person (or bot?) behind the account unleashes a string of weird facts and occasional memes (or instructions on how to fold a towel into an elephant) — just yesterday alone, there were over 100 updates. "If you apply an electric current to a pickle, it will glow in the dark," shared @BDPizzaBrighton helpfully.

That's not an usual pace for the account, which was opened up just under three years ago. With a total of 55,552 tweets (until later today, probably), that's an average of about 50 every single day. It doesn't appear to be the work of a hacker, because the restaurant's more obviously legit Facebook page used to post strings of similar updates; early 2013 was full of them. Here are some of the most intriguing recent updates from the @BDPizzaBrighton Twitter account:

LOVE is like playing TETRIS BATTLE GAME, you need to find the PERFECT block to FIT and COVER those EMPTY spaces

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 6, 2014

Walruses have 3 times the sucking power of the average vacuum cleaner.

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

The Eiffel Tower is six inches taller in summer than winter OMG facts

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

Beethoven was once arrested for looking like a tramp.

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

Math: The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

Studies have found that the "Old People Smell" does actually exist!

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

Thank You, Hand Sanitizer, For Telling Me I Have a Cut On My Hand.

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

You can make alligators horny by playing a tuba

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

If history repeats itself, I really want a dinosaur.

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

I am not fat, I am just so sexy that it overflows

— B Daddy, Steak King (@BDPizzaBrighton) February 5, 2014

· @BDPizzaBrighton [Twitter]