Inch-Long Weenies, Criminal Food, Comical Margaritas

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by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Dec 4, 2014, 3:10pm EST

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· Who Forgets to Cut the Pizza First of All???? [Yelp]
· Food Inspired by Child Molesters, Arsonists, Mass Murderers, Kidnappers, and Sex Criminals [Yelp]
· So Far Removed From What a Margarita Really Is, It's Almost Comical [Yelp]
· The Colorful Faces Painted on Every Inch of the Walls Look Deranged [US]
· If Rob Ford Lived in Boston, He Would Have Ground These Up and Smoked Them by Now [Yelp]
· Wearing the Garanimals Bowtie and Matching Plaid Shirt From the Children's Section of Sears [US]
· The Cook Was Tasting the Meat and Munching on It Right in Front of My Eyes [Yelp]
· I Would Turn Vegetarian for You. I Really Would. [Yelp]
· Inch-Long Weenies That Had Been Deep Fried [Yelp]
· They're Pretty Stingy About Straws [Yelp]