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These Are the Most Random Search Terms That Brought You Weirdos to Eater Boston in 2014

Here are some of the strangest search terms that dropped readers off on Eater Boston's virtual doorstep this year.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Dec 24, 2014, 11:37am EST

This is an "angry vegan," according to Shutterstock.

Can you smash a tree with bare hands?
Do vodka muffins get you drunk?
How bad is The Pizza Underground?
How to menten my perfect figer [sic]
Omnipresent fish
People will steal everything
Poisonous spiders found on bananas
Pumpkin porn
Sanctimonious vegans
Sandy vomit in a person
Should scorpion bowls be red or yellow?
Some nice porn
Spankings in New Orleans
What does it means if guy friend say sweet cheeks? [sic]
Where do Puritans go to ski?
Who invented the ice cream sandwich?
Why are vegans so angry?
Why is Jordi's brother a chicken?
Why is well-done steak wrong?
Yelpers suck
Yes you can
You made it to Las Vegas and earned a firework for July 4th in Philly!
You're eating fake tortillas