Overbuttered Tasteless Fish Will Haunt Me Through the Night

A round-up of "helpful" recent restaurant reviews from Yelp and Urbanspoon.

by Rachel Leah Blumenthal@blumie Oct 16, 2014, 4:44pm EDT

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· Overbuttered Tasteless Fish Will Haunt Me Through the Night [Yelp]

· I'll Look Like an Asshole Behind a Computer Screen [Yelp]

· NO HOT FUDGE! Called Them Three Times and Emailed Them. No Response, No Apology. [US]

· Talkative Drunk Guy Who Likes to Start Awkward Conversations With Strangers [Yelp]

· If You Say Truffle, I Usually Run the Other Direction [US]

· Real Whohoo! [Yelp]

· Zagat Is Extraordinarily Unreliable With Sushi [Yelp]

· Get Out Your Mapquest and Go There [US]

· Are You Harvesting Each Leaf Individually From a Greenhouse Out Back? [Yelp]