Super Bowl Party at Commonwealth?; Korean Tacos

KENDALL SQUARE — Want Nookie to throw you a Super Bowl party at Commonwealth? Give him $30,000, and it's all yours. Direct from Nookie: "Looking to throw the most amazing Super Bowl party your friends have ever seen? Money is no option? But you don't want your peeps coming over to your mansion and peeing in your bidet? Take over Commonwealth. We can tailor the menu to whatever you like. You want caviar and lobster? We can do that. You want foie and charcuterie? No problem. Maybe you want a taste of Denver and Seattle? We can do that. Who knows? Maybe you want a Guy Fieri-type orgy of horribly bad food with ridiculous names. Donkey Sauce? I guess I could do that. Anyway, whatever you want, it can be yours, all for the low, low price of three easy payments of $10k. Stop what you are doing right now and act fast, 'cause we are only selling one of these. Call now and receive a free Gorilla Gram to send to anyone you want in the continental USA, except Delaware because apparently they are illegal there. Anyway, $30k, and it's yours. Act now!!!" Call 617.945.7030 if you're interested. [Official Source]

CAMBRIDGE — This Tuesday, January 28th, Bondir is hosting a traditional Burns Night Supper honoring Scottish poet Robert Burns, "the pioneer of the Romantic Movement." Tickets are $85 and include a five-course meal with beer pairings, accompanied by live music and poetry readings. Scottish attire encouraged. [FB]

DOWNTOWN CROSSING — UrbanDaddy has unearthed some details about the weirdly named Korean-Mexicanish restaurant that just opened in Boston, InBoston, including a menu. It's mostly a purveyor of crispy Korean fried chicken, but there are a "K-tacos," described as "Korean flavors in Mexican corn tortillas." [UD]
[Photo: Commonwealth/Meg Jones Wall]