· This Place's Zity Is the Besssssssssssssssst! [US]
· Congealed, Nearly Immobile Despite Vigorous Prodding from My Fork [CH]
· In the Afternoonsie I Like Their Kindly-Portioned Tuna [Yelp]
· Like a Girl with a Bikini Whose Pieces Don't Match [TM]
· It Was Like Drinking Liquid Fat Once I Penetrated the Eggplant Skin [CH]
· You Are a Steak House, You Do Not Cook Complicated Dishes [Yelp]
· There Is No French in the French Toast [US]
· They Tasted Like Chewy Sticks of...Chewiness [Yelp]
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