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As part of his red carpet coverage of the recent James Beard Foundation awards, food writer Josh Ozersky said he wanted to kidnap Coppa and Toro chef Jamie Bissonnette, along with Ken Oringer. Haha, Josh: you so crazy. No, really. Ozersky then left a comment on Eater saying "Imply it? I longed for it explicitly." Better avoid dark alleys, chefs.
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